broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

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buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

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letflygonsbeflygons:

When you’re left out of the conversation.

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Then you get to speak, but get interrupted.

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amroyounes:

The Most Creative Business Cards Ever.

  1. Toy Chair Business Card
  2. Miniature Plumber’s Plunger With Contact Information
  3. Seed Packet Business Card
  4. Bike Multi-Tool Business Card
  5. Classic Rock Theme Business Card: This groovy hair salon comb plays a classic rock theme when rubbed by fingernail, using the same principle as a musicbox comb. 
  6. Transformable Cargo Box Business Card

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

onlinepunk:

They look like child zombies ready to eat her

onlinepunk:

They look like child zombies ready to eat her

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nudityandnerdery:

burntlikethesun:

JKR has released new Lockhart info AND IT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED TBH I’VE BEEN WAITING LIKE 2 YEARS FOR THIS DAY

Albus “I’ll give kids a year of substandard education for a vital class to get someone back for angering two of my friends” Dumbledore.

nudityandnerdery:

burntlikethesun:

JKR has released new Lockhart info AND IT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED TBH I’VE BEEN WAITING LIKE 2 YEARS FOR THIS DAY

Albus “I’ll give kids a year of substandard education for a vital class to get someone back for angering two of my friends” Dumbledore.

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tearbender:

but what if eren gets to his basement and it’s just 

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the-woman-of-belgravia:

assbutt-inthetardis-withsherlock:

a-new-skin-on-mars:

maxphenderson:

you cannot listen to this song and be angry.

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Number 1 rule of HIMYM and Doctor Who

always reblog the fandom anthem

(Source: themessymystery, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

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punkrockmeluke:

cliffical:

our job as a fan is to support them not control their life

this is so fucking important

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angel-xx-1:

microfibrils:

rockylikeapuma:

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

Don’t ovary-react

get off my text post

oh bloody hell

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ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

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